basically another thing i am a whore for which is coffee shop au
Frodo: he doesn’t have permanent preference, he drinks what he feels like, he wants coffee: coffee it is. Tea? Here u go. Anything else? Sure
Sam: hot chocolate, he loves it with spices and cream, like this real real chocolate, not fuckin nesquik powder, real chocolate
Pippin: milkshake. Fuck hot stuff. He hates coffee and thinks tea is boring af. He always takes the biggest one with cherries on top and a lot of cream. Boromir is judging him, Pippin doesn’t care, he’s happy with his milkshakes
Merry: he wants to be intimidating, he orders black coffee but puts horrendous amount of sugar in it. Not like a lot but A LOT, it’s undrinkable for anyone except him
Gimli: everyone thinks he’s black coffee guy but he loves his frappe. Like- he is sure about his masculinity u know? And a frappe is not making him any less manly man, so he is not ashamed of it. He proudly fights toxic masculinity with his colourful straws and chocolate syrup on top
Legolas: bro drinks redbulls what more can i say. Thranduil is paying for them, boujee bitch. That’s why Legolas is always like if he’s doing coke
Aragorn: he prefers tea. He’s not mad at coffee but Elrond taught him this way and it was important part of his childhood. Green tea especially, he always makes some for everyone when they meet, lovely man
Boromir: my guy’s doing espresso shots like it’s vodka. Rly, i don’t think he got his 8 hours of sleep like ever, he is driven by caffeine. At some point he can hear all smells of colours. He loves coffee tho, like really, and when Aragorn makes him sit down for a moment he enjoys a big cup of black americano with a cookie
Gandalf: he has this very very specific order. Like the crazy old hippie man kind of order, every step has to be done exactly as he says, and it’s a sweet hot coffee with oat milk and shit, just really extra. He always leaves a big tip tho, always. And he’s extra nice to everyone at the coffee shop
looking to hire a chivalrous young knight to assist with noble duties. responsibilities include loyalty till death and reaping what i have sowed. poor critical thinking essential.
with my soup pot helmet and exceptionally pointy stick i found on the ground i will accompany you to the end of the earth, my lady.
the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal
